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Mozart, Exeter? Exeter : I'm afraid I don't know the chap. Tom Servo : "I'm not an alien!

Mike Nelson: There! I think I've taught you not to rebuff my wiener innuendo. Judy: [as she is shoveling bacon into her mouth] Mmm, I just love it when it's so warm and crispy! Mike Nelson: [about a man who just had his arm ripped off] And ironically he collapses into an arm chair. Crow T.

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Sign In Sign In. New Customer? Create account. Tom Servo : What do you think the lesson of the movie was? Crow : Don't watch it. Mike Nelson : [ about a man who just had his arm ripped off ] And ironically he collapses into an arm chair. Flora : No, Edward! Don't do it! Crow : I have my doubts that this movie is actually "starring" anybody. More like "camera is generally pointed at. Scientist in movie : You are a cynical, suspicious man. Crow T. Robot : No I'm not! Who told you that? Robot : Well, a good thing about the movie was it wasn't any longer.

Tom Servo: Oh, here it comes! Crow : Don't watch it. Servo : Just cut the wires, Ator!

Mystery Science Theater —; —; — is an American TV show that mocks bad movies by riffing on their strange characters, absurd settings, and silly plot twists, interspersing erudite cultural quips with schoolboy jokes and general zaniness. There are movies, 60 shorts, and 4 specials in the MST3K canon. See Notes below for help on using this page. Come and listen to the story of a man named Jed A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed Then one day, he was shooting at some food The kin folk said "Jed, get away from there! Joel has made a skit about the 'Magic' scene, with Servo and Crow suspended on wires, ascending and descending wildly and awkwardly. Fu Manchu : This is Fu Manchu.

Mystery Science Theater —; —; — is an American TV show that mocks bad movies by riffing on their strange characters, absurd settings, and silly plot twists, interspersing erudite cultural quips with schoolboy jokes and general zaniness. There are movies, 60 shorts, and 4 specials in the MST3K canon. See Notes below for help on using this page. Come and listen to the story of a man named Jed A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed Then one day, he was shooting at some food The kin folk said "Jed, get away from there! Joel has made a skit about the 'Magic' scene, with Servo and Crow suspended on wires, ascending and descending wildly and awkwardly. Fu Manchu : This is Fu Manchu. Crow [ As Fu Manchu ]: And you're not.

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Crow T. Robot: Removes lids off bottles and jars of all sizes - and it really, really works. Forrester: I'm feeling particularly evil because today's experiment is a stinky cinematic suppository called "This Island Earth. Forrester: Hello, and welcome. I'm Dr. Clayton Forrester, and soon you will all bow down before me. Robot: Hey, Mike, you think you can toss me my calculations? Ah, here it is. Robot: Increase the Flash Gordon noise and put more science stuff around! Tom Servo: Okay, let's see here

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The Dark One : Torque, take her away from my sight! Torque : Yes! Joey the Lemur, the kind of animal that would go to the bathroom anywhere- there's more. There are episodes movies , 60 shorts, and 4 specials in the MST3K canon. Didn't like the film, or just didn't care for it? Godzilla's not the only one to benefit from the A-Bomb. He has really long hair. Servo : I don't wanna know. Tom Servo : "I'm not an alien! It's about You invented us to suffer!

And this weak and idle theme, No more yielding but a dream, Gentles, do not reprehend: if you pardon, we will mend: And, as I am an honest Puck, If we have unearned luck Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue, We will make amends ere long; Else the Puck a liar call; So, good night unto you all. Give me your hands, if we be friends, And Robin shall restore amends.

This is our new song, plastic man! Reporter : Everyone is asking the same question Mike Nelson : This is one of the most ambitiously bad movies we have ever done. Oh, yes you are! Crow : No, that's my favorite lubricant! Besides, in space, no one can hear you sue! Lawrence Erhardt: Regardless of what it was, it put your ratings through the ceiling! Benkitnorf : Crap. Forrester: Yes, and now I want this "temporary" situation taken care of Forrester: Frank, I'm going to start slapping you now and I may never stop. Forrester: Oh yeah, I understand. Cameron] : Thank you! Genius waits for no one!