Terrance and phillip quotes

Phillip: Why don't you go eat some more pudding, terrance and phillip quotes, you fatass drug addict! Terrance: I may be fat but at least I didn't get hair plugs! When Cartman jumps out of the fat lady's pants Cartman: Man, it smells down there! Terrance: Jesus Christ, that was fast!

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Terrance and phillip quotes

Cartman: Look, if you don't come and do the show, I'll make you eat your parents. Phillip: Yeah, whatever, kid. Stan: He'll do it, dude. The birth of Terrance and Phillip's famous act Narrator: At the tender age of six, Terrance and Phillip were off to the United States to perform on the Ed Sullivan Show, where American audiences would be exposed to Canadians for the first time. Ed Sullivan: And now, ladies and gentlemen, we have two adorable little boys from Canada. Please put your hands together for the music of young Terrance and Phillip. Terrance and Phillip: Beef and lamb, chicken and ham, step to the left and clap your hands. Gosh we love that chicken and ham. Don't let it go to waste, chicken and ham. Clapping sound Woman in audience: Oh my God! What's wrong with their heads?! Man in audience: It's alright, darling.

Kyle: Fine! We don't know where the hell we are! Canadian Ambassador: OK I'm finished.

Remember me. Forgot your password? Log in. Terrance character. Total quotes: 6. Phillip : Yes, perhaps he's homophobic.

Remember me. Forgot your password? Log in. Terrance character. Total quotes: 6. Phillip : Yes, perhaps he's homophobic.

Terrance and phillip quotes

Beef and lamb, chicken and ham, Step to the left and clap your hands. Gosh we love that chicken and ham. Don't let it go to waste, chicken and ham. Got a little left, chicken and ham. The birth of Terrance and Phillip's famous act Narrator: At the tender age of six, Terrance and Phillip were off to the United States to perform on the Ed Sullivan Show, where American audiences would be exposed to Canadians for the first time. Ed Sullivan: And now, ladies and gentlemen, we have two adorable little boys from Canada. Please put your hands together for the music of young Terrance and Phillip. Terrance and Phillip: Beef and lamb, chicken and ham, step to the left and clap your hands. Clapping sound Woman in audience: Oh my God!

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Phillip: Why don't you go eat some more pudding, you fatass drug addict! Terrance: I may be fat but at least I didn't get hair plugs! When Cartman jumps out of the fat lady's pants Cartman: Man, it smells down there!

Why should we fucking have to spell forensics? Cartman: Mr. Cartman : Mom? Kyle: Get out of here, Ike. Terrance and Phillip: Beef and lamb, chicken and ham, step to the left and clap your hands. Billy Baldwin : [ answers the phone ] Baldwin residence. Chef: Oh, good job Mrs. George Lucas - Stan : Whoa! Next » 1 2. Cartman : How would you like to suck my balls? The Mole : [ singing ] Our freedom will be won