Squirt blankets

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Mess is an unavoidable part of sex or self pleasure, however not all of us like sleeping in a wet patch am I right!? Have you had to replace your couch or mattress because of your squirting antics? Fear not. What sizes are available? All our blankets are carefully handcrafted, and as a result, variations in size can occur.

Squirt blankets

We earn a commission for products purchased through some links in this article. Let's get real: sex is supposed to be messy. From sweat to saliva, lashings of lube and if it's your thing edible extras , it's all part of the fun. Unless it's not, of course. If the idea of bonking on grubby, greasy bedsheets turns you cold, and you'd prefer a hand wash over a handjob, that's okay too. Take this as your reminder that there are no rules when it comes to sex — aside from communicating your limits and only doing what you're comfortable with. But, if a spot of sensory exploration does excite you, never fear. There is a speedy solution to the post-coital clean up, better know as the humble sex blanket. Picture this: you're locked in the throes of passion, writhing around in sexual ecstasy If you're on your period , a squirter, like to use a lot of lube , or just over your penis-having partner leaving behind a sticky mess, it's perfectly normal to want to take steps to protect your soft furnishings. But if stressing about hygiene puts you off your stride during sex, then it's worth addressing.

While you could pop your pristine Egyptian cotton bedlinen into the wash immediately after and hope for the best, why risk it? Intimate moments, messy kids on the couch, pets in the car. Jumbo: 2, squirt blankets.

Have you had to replace your couch or mattress because of your squirting antics? Fear not. Stain-proof and double-sided leak-proof, these blankets are a lifesaver in the intimacy department, giving you peace of mind that you won't sleep in a wet patch or ruin the bed or couch! Extra Small Round: 1m x 1m 40in x 40in. Washes quick, dries quick! Small: 1. Medium: 1.

What started as the worlds most luxurious waterproof blanket is now the worlds leading luxury, waterproof soft goods brand. Splash Blanket, make a mess because we love being on clean up duty. Intimate moments, messy kids on the couch, pets in the car. Subscribe below to join the Splash Community, stay up to date with latest news, receive first access to the latest sexy info and juicy sales. Splash Blanket is available in over 20 colours, 5 sizes and 3 styles, ranging from toasty warm to ultra cooling. Details will be provided with your tracking number as soon as your order has been dispatched. Check out.

Squirt blankets

By Nishka Dhawan. If you purchase an independently reviewed product or service through a link on our website, Rolling Stone may receive an affiliate commission. Sex can usually get messy.

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If your local customs ask for an invoice, then your order confirmation is your invoice. I'd Look Great On Your Bed What started as the worlds most luxurious waterproof blanket is now the worlds leading luxury, waterproof soft goods brand. About Rosie. Close cart. Details will be provided with your tracking number as soon as your order has been dispatched. The only thing I had to machine-wash was the sex blanket, and after it dried, it was thin enough to tuck compactly into a drawer, ready for future sex-ventures. Instagram Facebook. Cons Some fans say it can make a slightly-distracting crinkling sound when underneath you. Your cart is currently empty. This ergonomically-shaped couch from sex furniture connoisseur Liberator has been designed to make a host of previously too-complicated positions easy. Less subtle but still seriously effective, this PVC sheet has been designed to provide a plentiful surface area to get busy on. Fear not. These plush, fleecey blankets are double-sided and absorb all forms of sex juices, oils, lubes and bodily fluids. You can also read our blog article about the blankets here.

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Wash Instructions: Simply wash on a regular wash cool or warm like you would wash your sheets or towels and avoid using bleach or fabric softener. Does it feel good? Womb Care. Close cart. Free bleeding blanket for those menstrual cycles when you don't want to wear a tampon, menstrual cup or period undies! While not the hardest wearing or highest quality, this has been packed with BDSM beginners in mind who may be unsure on whether they're ready to invest. We earn a commission for products purchased through some links in this article. Check out our EU website: www. Left Our Range Right. Add to Cart. New Vibrant Colours. Sure, this looks like any other throw you might keep within arms reach during winter. What sizes are available? Check out.