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And have we got some great dirty jokes for you. It goes without saying that the following contains some strong language, and very adult humour.

Hightlights from around the web! Check in daily for more hilarious content. A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex. What do you get when you do that? I asked a Chinese girl for her number.

Rude funny jokes

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The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel. I mean male or female? One snatches your watch.

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Please note that this page is for adults. We have compiled an incredible collection of jokes and memes sure to elicit comical reactions with adults. Yes, lines may have been crossed so consider yourself warned. If you are looking for something light, then you better get off the scale. Here we go for the seedy, uncouth, unscrupulous and unabashed humor waiting to be enjoyed. She passed away recently, and we had already purchased the tickets. But an awful cabinet builder.

Rude funny jokes

You ever wonder how trains eat? They choo-choo, of course. Didja hear about the deer that went to the dentist?

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Either that or they just like to feed their sick sense of humor. Brace yourself for a comedic journey, where political correctness takes a temporary vacation and laugther roams free.

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