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Quagmire tells off brian

Peter, Joe, and Quagmire are still sad about Cleveland leaving for Virginia , and decide to find a new friend to fill the void Cleveland left Meanwhile, Brian is hurt to find that Quagmire doesn't like him and tries to be his friend, only to learn why Quagmire hates him in a now-infamous speech. Aroused by Idiocy : Discussed ; Quagmire claims that Brian only dates bimbos despite claiming to like women for their minds. At Least I Admit It : Quagmire calls Brian out on only dating bimbos, then states that he does the same thing, but he at least doesn't pretend to be an intellectual to get in girl's pants. Quagmire: Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but at least I'm honest about it! Boring Insult : Quagmire concludes his rant against Brian by saying that all his other flaws could be negligible if he wasn't such a "big, sad, alcoholic bore". Brutal Honesty : After getting nowhere trying to change Quagmire's viewpoint on him, Brian finally asks Quagmire just where the disdain comes from. Quagmire complies in a minute and a half long rant. Call-Back : All of Quagmire's complaints about Brian are previous history about his life. Cerebus Retcon : Quagmire reveals that his womanizing and near-rapist behavior is the end result of losing his one true love, Cheryl Tiegs. He accuses Brian of pretending to be a deep, sensitive guy who loves women for who they are, yet he only dates bimbos to make himself seem smarter. He points out Brian's "liberal agenda", saying how pot should be legalized , and how big businesses are crushing the underclass , among other things.

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The guys find a new black friend to join their group, until Peter finds out that he slept with Lois. Meanwhile, Brian tries to find out why Quagmire hates him and tries to make amends. Glen Quagmire : You wanna maybe just go? Brian Griffin : Quagmire, come on. I'm really trying hard here. Glen Quagmire : Who asked you to try hard? Brian Griffin : Nobody, but I'm trying to establish a friendship with you.

Quagmire tells off brian

Upset that Cleveland left the group of friends to move to Stoolbend, Virginia, Peter, Quagmire and Joe decide to interview potential friends to fill the vacancy, and are approached by a fellow bar patron named Jerome. After impressing the group with his dart skills, they decide to let Jerome join as their new fourth member. Later, when Peter introduces Jerome to Lois, she reveals that they used to date. Peter grows jealous and, in a fit of rage, throws a bottle through the window of Jerome's home, inadvertently causing a fire and burning down the house. The next morning, Peter discovers that Lois has invited Jerome to live with them. As time goes on, Peter cannot contain his jealousy and eventually kicks Jerome out. Lois soon reveals that Jerome had bought Peter a gift, and Peter goes and apologizes to Jerome. In the end, Jerome accepts the apology, then tells Peter he had sex with Meg, but Peter doesn't care. Meanwhile, Brian discovers that Quagmire hates him. After attempting to rectify the situation outside Quagmire's house, Brian ends up making things worse by mistaking Quagmire's sister for one of his dates and tricking Quagmire into thinking Cheryl Tiegs is inviting Quagmire to dinner.

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Categories : Episodes Season 8. WrenchNinja said:. Isn't it beautiful? Im surprised you didn't at least post the clip of Quagmire's speech about why he hates Brian. You don't need Quagmire to like you. You guys, uh, having a little breakfast? You wanna help? In fact, who gives a fuck what any character on Family Guy thinks. Quagmire : Okay, I'll tell you. You must log in or register to reply here. Stewie : You wanna sleep in my room?

Brian gets reconstructive dental surgery after smashing his face into a hydrant. Brian's new, megawatt smile nets him a job as a real estate agent, and Brian uses the opportunity to convince Quagmire to buy a rundown condo with the bonus money he recently received.

Oct 31, 7, Quagmire is also a monstrous rapist. Log in. Family Guy Wiki Explore. You guys, uh, having a little breakfast? I could forgive all of that, all of it, if you weren't such a bore! Well, see ya, Brian. Quagmire Votes: 26 Soapbox Sadie : Quagmire calls Brian out on being one of these with his "textbook liberal agenda. Well, what have you done to help? I don't care about Quagmire admitting he knows he's a bad person but fuck the whole oh at least I know I'm a bad person so therefore I'm a better person than you. Yeah, Brian sucks, but I don't wanna listen to someone who has done everything he has but on a much worse and frequent scale crow on about it.