Funny rude happy birthday

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Rude and offensive birthday messages are the perfect way of showing somebody how immature you are and yet how much you really do love them, in a strange, mean sort of a way. Disclaimer: some of these offensive wishes are not for the faint hearted. Please only send them to people who share the same sense of humour. Not somebody like…your Gran. Happy Birthday to the old turkey neck over here.

Funny rude happy birthday

We love funny cards at the Comedy Card Company and feel that if you're going to send a card you should always try and make the recipient smile, or perhaps even laugh out loud - what a wonderful thing to send through the post! Email Facebook Instagram Pinterest Twitter. Menu Close sidebar. RUDE Birthday Cards Our collection of rude birthday cards - our cheekier, more foul mouthed, edging-towards-offensive birthday cards for friends with a good sense of humour. Hilariously funny but perhaps not for the faint hearted! View our less rude Funny Birthday Cards. Filter: Availability 0 selected Reset. Filter and sort. Birthday - Shit myself with excitement. Buy now. Find a card with no swearing. Shit the Bed - You're Old.

Birthday - Shit myself with excitement.

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Rude and offensive birthday messages are the perfect way of showing somebody how immature you are and yet how much you really do love them, in a strange, mean sort of a way. Disclaimer: some of these offensive wishes are not for the faint hearted. Please only send them to people who share the same sense of humour. Not somebody like…your Gran. Happy Birthday to the old turkey neck over here. May your gizzard be shaking with party time glee come this evening.

Funny rude happy birthday

Birthdays are typically a time of joy, which makes funny birthday messages pretty much a no-brainer. Sure, you could go for something sentimental, but whether you're looking for the right words to personalize a DIY birthday card , make a great toast, or just put together the perfect social media post in honor of the occasion, short birthday wishes that bring on the grins and giggles are always appreciated. After all, short of a serious sour puss, who doesn't like to laugh? So after you've pulled together a great birthday cake , festive decorations and the perfect present , take a minute to top off your special someone's very special day by choosing one of the following rib-ticklin' birthday messages. We've found 85 highly hilarious jokes, puns, one-liners and more, ideal for anyone celebrating another year around the sun. Below, you'll find flat-out funny messages for guys and gals, along with hysterical quotes from famous people, short greetings and even wishes geared for after the fact, if you're running a little late with the birthday goodness this year. Because if there's any day worth saluting it's a birthday—like Betty White once said, "The older you get, the better you get.

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No matter how many cards you order! People think I'm from Kent. Happy birthday darling, for somebody who does absolutely nothing with their life you sure are looking tired. There are also balloons we need help with for your party. You've come to the right place! New In. Oh, and I get to see you too of course. Click here to find out more about our usage. Still a dick. Best Seller. On this day, many years ago you were a tiny speck floating around in your dads penis.

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Close You must be logged in to add products to your shortlist. Happy birthday to my favourite, lonely singleton. We love funny cards at the Comedy Card Company and feel that if you're going to send a card you should always try and make the recipient smile, or perhaps even laugh out loud - what a wonderful thing to send through the post! Continue Shopping Go To Basket. People think I'm from Kent. Happy Birthday bestie, they broke the mould when they made you. Sarah Ray. Just remember what we said earlier, not your Gran. Non-Personalised Personalised Photo. New In.