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Funny quilt sayings

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The following should keep you in stitches. A bad pun, we know, but at least it has you smiling. As well the many sewing, knitting, quilting and yarn puns and jokes we have assembled here. One word of warning, we did not plagiarize but kept the wording close to the original so as not to spoil the humor. Did you hear the one about the surgeon who told jokes as he examined his patient? He wanted to keep his patient in stitches. Puns are always bad but they do put a smile on your face even when you are sewing, knitting or quilting. They say humor is the best method and to get a laugh today, just continue to read our article. It is filled with jokes and puns intended to make you smile. The references we used to compile this list will be a part of each section.

Funny quilt sayings

Hey quilting friends! Need a little inspiration for your next project? Or maybe you'd like some ideas for words to embroider on a gift or put in a card to one of your quilting friends.

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