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Sign In Sign In. New Customer? Create account. Rick Dagless : [ talking to mother about hospitalized son ] He's a good kid, but you've got to keep him off the smack otherwise this will keep happening. How about you find yourself a husband, get some stability in your life. Dr Liz Asher : [ talking about a patient that has turned green ] Apparently she was in for a routine operation to get her toe shortened which was really long like a finger, the next thing she knew this happened. All in all you could say that she's a little off color.

Darkplace quotes

Thornton: I need to crack this, Dag, cos if not, Won Ton will be all over me like knockers in a wind tunnel. Garth Marenghi: As a horror writer I don't ask for much. I just hope I've changed the way you think about life. Garth Marenghi: I'm Garth Marenghi. Plus actor. You're about to enter the world of my imagination. You are entering my Darkplace. Garth Marenghi: [interviewing himself] In times of conflict, when you're up against an aggressor Garth Marenghi: [narrating the episode] I ran the only way I knew how: by placing one leg in front of the other in quick succession. Thornton Reed: God, I wish I was out hitting the ward with those young bucks. But I'm old, tired, spent, busted, rusted, stuck in a moldy old office with just a moody woman for company Thornton Reed: Liz, that bulbs gone again, you couldn't fish another one out from the draw could you? Thornton Reed: [firing a shotgun at possessed kitchen equipment hovering outside his office window] Hurry up, Liz, I can't hold these plates off forever! Lucien Sanchez: [on phone] Yeah, it's me Dag. I'm at a dead end.

You know, my books are all essentially about 'what ifs'.

He whisked off her shoes and panties in one movement, wild like an enraged shark, his bulky totem beating a seductive rhythm. Mary's body felt like it was burning, even though the room was properly air-conditioned. They tried all the positions: on top, doggy, and normal. Exhausted, they collapsed on to the recently extended sofa bed. Then a hellbeast ate them.

Thornton: I need to crack this, Dag, cos if not, Won Ton will be all over me like knockers in a wind tunnel. Garth Marenghi: As a horror writer I don't ask for much. I just hope I've changed the way you think about life. Garth Marenghi: I'm Garth Marenghi. Plus actor.

Darkplace quotes

Parody is a strange craft. It is so lovingly terrible, down to the smallest detail of camera work and sound editing, that it is timeless. To complicate matters, Dr. So I personally feel very bad about the cat we killed. Liz Asher to leave Darkplace Hospital.

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George Lucas - Dr Liz Asher: [interrupting] Come on, surely we can talk about something more sanitary! Mary's body felt like it was burning, even though the room was properly air-conditioned. And bits of sick. Rick Dagless: What I couldn't work out was how he'd managed to make another man pregnant. Subscribe to our newsletters Get all the latest news and information in your inbox, with our range of email newsletters to meet all interests. Who am I? Lucien Sanchez: Not my fault. Forgot your password? Rick Dagless: Welcome to Darkplace. Look, if we lose our sense of humor in this place we might as well all go and kill ourselves.

He whisked off her shoes and panties in one movement, wild like an enraged shark, his bulky totem beating a seductive rhythm. Mary's body felt like it was burning, even though the room was properly air-conditioned.

Log In. Any thoughts? Garth Marenghi: I portended that by the year , the world might see its first female mechanic. Shawshank Redemption. An eagle-eyed viewer might be able to see the wires. There were tears on set. Sanchez: I know "mon" means man, but I don't think "Och" means anything. Thornton Reed: Liz, that bulbs gone again, you couldn't fish another one out from the draw could you? We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe. Fight Club. Rick Dagless. It was unprofessional and girlish. I just know. Dean Learner: Garth is the most significant artist that I've worked with and I've worked with Lulu and four other people, so were talking cr?